i-like-butt:

"your homework still isn’t done? what have you been doing this whole time??"

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lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”



raikous:

raikous:

i think my favourite pmmm picture is the one with homura and a scaringly realistic labrador i mean its so amazing like whats up with that

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(Source: sailoruranus)


at a pool party

vayena:

"hey bukowski no offense but why dont you take your shirt off in the pool"
"why do we run from the rain but soak in tubs full of water"
"aight take it easy man"


pinkmilktea:

voiceofnature:

So I dyed my cats pink with leftover beet water. No regrets! <3 :D I had to wash them because of some oil spill they had gotten into, and chose to use the beet water, which is perfectly safe. I had no idea it would really make them this pink. 

crying omg this is perf

pinkmilktea:

voiceofnature:

So I dyed my cats pink with leftover beet water. No regrets! <3 :D
I had to wash them because of some oil spill they had gotten into, and chose to use the beet water, which is perfectly safe. I had no idea it would really make them this pink.

crying omg this is perf


(Source: topsyturvy-tea)


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tepidlachlan:

When kids point out things you’re really self conscious about

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(Source: nomadfucker)